AISubs v3.7
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- Gyohko! - Gyohko!
- Nyarlathot! - Nyarlathot!
As technology develops and useful things increase in this world,
children think that today's world is normal.
Things we couldn't think of in the past are now commonplace.
When a child sees a thing like a CD,
- they say, "Wow, it plays music without Wi-Fi!" - What?!
- I see. - That's what's happening.
Even when they see a fish fillet,
- they think it's a fish fillet swimming. - I see.
They think today's world is amazing because they know how it used to be.
By teaching today's world to children who only know how it is now,
- we want to help technology develop beyond today's world. - Yeah.
- We'd like to make a video teaching you how useful today's world is. - Okay.
Today's world is like a digital society.
Even in the analog era, we did the same things but with different machines.
Today, we've prepared three analog things we used to do in the past.
We'll do it without instructions and teach you how to do it.
- Until we can do it? - Until we can do it.
- Can we say that? - Until we can do it...
- You shouldn't say that. - We'll have fun this year, right?
We want to have fun this year.
- Restricted time. - Restricted time.
- Six hours. - Six hours.
- Will you forgive me? - Six hours.
- But you've said it already. - No, I can cut it out.
- I can cut it out because it's a digital society. - I see.
- The limited time is six hours. - Okay.
During this time, we want to do it.
There are three analog things we'll try today.
- The first one is "kiokoshiki". - Okay.
- It's a short-term problem that you don't know how to do. - Okay.
- The other one is "ketsuatsukei". - Okay.
Right now, you just push your arm in and do "pii".
- In the past, you just did "koshikoshikoshikoshiko". - Okay.
You've seen it before, but you don't know it.
If you use "koshikoshiko" and cut your blood pressure well, you clear it.
The third one is... Have you seen "tsuru no ongaeshi"?
- It's "hataoriki". - Wow!
You don't know it, but you do "kashakon".
- You're good at it. - That's the only image I have of it.
I think "hataoriki" is really bad.
In reality, six hours is a limit for people who do "hataoriki".
- Shall we decide our teams now? - Okay.
- Good Chopper will team up with... - Oh!
- Me and Toshimitsu! - Oh!
- Isn't it okay? - Oh!
Good Chopper will team up with...
- Team up with... - Team up with...
- It's decided. - It's decided.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors and the winning team will choose what they like.
- Okay. - This is really important!
- Rock-paper-scissors, go! - Okay.
- Which one do you want? - I know how to clear my blood pressure.
- I've done it before. - I want "hiyokoshi".
- I want "hiyokoshi".
- I want it. - I want it.
- I know how to do it. - Yeah.
- I know how to do it. - I know how to do it.
- Let's do it. - Okay.
Not me.
- Rock-paper-scissors, go! - Rock-paper-scissors, go!
- Oh! - Oh!
It's big!
- It's decided! - But I don't know how to do it.
- It's decided. - I think it's hard.
- Miracle and "oro". - "Oro"?
- "Oro" and "hiyokoshi". - "Oro" and "hiyokoshi".
- This time, Kikuto prepared it in advance. - Yeah.
- He has all clear criteria. - Oh.
If you ask him and he says okay, you can do it.
Let's analog!
Now, the connection between blood and steam.
- Yes. - This is the connection system.
- There is also a transmitter. - Yes.
Isn't it surprising?
Do you want to ask?
If you say "ah", I'll die, so be careful.
- No, you know. - Then you should be careful.
- That's right. - There is no such thing.
- What? - There is no such thing.
- Oh, can you hold this?
- That's right. - Oh, is it here?
- Yes. - Oh, I see.
- Now, shall we finally open it? - Yes.
- Ta-da! - Oh!
- It's this box-shaped machine. - Yes, only this much.
And there are two tubes.
One is stuck here and the other one is here.
- Yes. - It's simple.
- Let's connect it to the main body. - Let's connect it.
- There is no mistake about that, right? - This is absolute.
- It may be disassembled easily. - Oh!
- Oh!
- Wait, wait! - Oh!
- Wait, take it off, take it off, take it off. - The balloon just came!
- Yes, squeeze it. - You'll take it away, won't you?
- It's not difficult at all. - And then, when you push it, it went up!
- Oh! What's this? Amazing! - So, you wrap it up.
- You wrap it up and... - When you wrap it up and it goes up to a certain extent, it gets full.
- Yes. - Then you measure it.
- When it goes "duku duku", it goes "piku piku" and it goes up. - Huh?
- Isn't it possible? - It's possible.
- But, you know... - What is it?
- While you're doing it and it gets full, you press it on your heart and say "Oh, it's normal."
- What? Really? - If it's not normal, you can't use it, can you?
- Really? - It's normal.
- Huh? Really?
- If you say you don't need it, you must have something more. - You idiot, you're saying you don't need it in this day and age.
- It's analog until this video ends. - If you say it's analog, you must have it.
- You think this tool is not enough, don't you? - Yes.
- Okay, then. - Yes.
- I'll have you rub it right away. - Yes.
- I don't know how it's going, so I'll leave it alone. - Yes.
- Yes, please. - I'll rub it.
- Oh, it's sticky. - Oh, it's full. It's full.
- Full? With soda? - Yes, with soda.
- This is Hinari's specialty. - Oh, I see.
- Oh, but look! According to Tetsuya's pulse, it's floating in water. Look, you see? - Oh, you're right.
- That's why... - Yes.
- This is your pulse. - Pulse means blood pressure, right?
- Blood pressure is 90. - Yes.
- No, no, look at this. This is 110. - No, it's analog, so it can't be.
- What are you talking about? The doctor used it many times. - Okay, then.
- Blood pressure is like this. - Yes.
- Like above and below. - Yes.
- I'm not sure where the blood pressure is going to be. - Oh, I see.
- I'll give you one push. - Yes.
- It's not rising. - Yes.
- Oh, it's rising. - Oh, no, no, no, no!
- Oh, no! - Oh, it hurts.
- Oh, but it's not rising in reverse. - But it's not rising in reverse.
- And it's not going down. - Oh, it's because of my blood pressure.
- It's not going up to 170. - I think we need to check something.
- Is it going up and down? - It's not going up and down.
- I'm sure it's not going up and down. - I'm sure it's not going up and down.
- I've never seen it go up and down like that. - I've never seen it go up and down like that.
- I feel like my heart is beating. - Really?
- Try it. - It's 72.
- My heart started beating once at 72. - Oh, okay.
- 120. - It's there.
- Isn't it this one? - So, it's 72 out of 120.
- It's a huge number, isn't it? - It's small!
- Finally, we've learned how to put on a bracelet. - Yes.
- Let's put it on. - Yes.
- Okay, Yoezu-san, please put out your hand. - Yes.
- I'll put it on here. - Oh, it's getting tighter and tighter.
- You can hear the sound, right? - The bottom is about 74, right?
- I'll raise it up about 75. - Yes.
- It's about 120, right? - Yes.
- It's out, it's out. - Yes.
- The bottom is about 73, right? - Yes.
- The top is about 120, right? - Yes.
- How is it? - It's close.
- It's close! - It's not right.
- Isn't it inefficient? - When you put on a bracelet...
- You put it on all at once, don't you? - I do.
- You put it on all at once, don't you? - I put it on all at once first.
- Oh, you put it on all at once like that? - I do.
- Oh, it's 220. - I put it on all at once.
- Oh, you're taking it off. - Oh, I see.
- It's about 120, right? - I didn't know you had it.
- The top is about 120. - Yes.
- Oh, it's stable. - Yes.
- It's about 72, right? - The one you put on...
- Yes. - The top is about 120.
- Yes. - The bottom is about 72.
- Thank you. - Yes.
- It's not right. - What?!
- Well, if you say it like that... - It's not right.
- Isn't it all at once? - That's it.
- All at once?!
- Down! - Don't come back!
- Everyone thinks it's going to take a while, but actually...
- It's going to end in less than two hours. - I see.
- Well, that spirit is important. - Let's go with that spirit.
- What is this for real?
- But you know...
- You were like...
- Yeah. - It stinks.
- What is this?!
- It's a new board game.
- Oh, I see.
Ah!
This arrow...
Could it be a triangle?
The arrow goes from this side.
- You put it in from this side first. - Yeah.
Then you put it back like this.
- Right? - Yeah!
Let me pull out the string first.
This is how you hold it, right?
Can I try it?
Is it really that dirty?
Let me try it.
But can you imagine putting it in here?
Let me try setting it up.
There's a huge difference in height between here and here.
So you put it in like this...
And I think it'll do something once you put it in like this.
Ah, but it does look like it.
Ah... Why?
This is to prevent that.
Whoa!
This is crazy!
If you do it like this...
Oh my god!
And...
This is it!
I wasn't wrong about saying it was a board game.
If you do it like this...
It won't go in.
But if you do it like this...
It won't go in.
But if you do it like this...
Look!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
There's a difference in height depending on the depth of the groove.
Right now, the arrow is this way.
The red one...
There's the red one.
I just put it in the red one.
And then...
There's a blue one on this side.
If you do it like this...
Then...
Look!
This thread...
Closes!
This...
Isn't this right?
And...
If you do it like this...
You can put it in like this.
And then...
You can...
Close it like this!
Whoa!
You're cheating.
And...
You're cheating.
Don't do it.
And... I'll put it back.
Look! It's broken!
Isn't it broken?
I'll do it over and over again.
Switch and change.
It's a cloth!
Is it broken?
Isn't it broken?
Wait a minute.
Isn't it broken?
Oh, I think I know.
You want to fold a long cloth, don't you?
I'll wind it up and go.
That's right.
If you wind it up like this, it'll go this way.
Wait a minute.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, I'm the one who made this cloth.
Wait a minute. Let me have a look at it.
That's right.
Teacher!
Teacher, isn't it broken?
It's broken, but it's completely different.
The process of passing the ink like this...
I don't know how to use it yet.
If you did it properly, it would be different from the beginning.
I see.
- The thread is different. - I see. Let's go back.
[Back to work]
We've prepared a wooden frame that we don't know how to use.
- Thin. - Wooden.
- Square wood. - Round wood.
- Wide and rough wood. - Yeah.
- Can we make this? - Of course we can.
Unlike other teams, we know what we're doing.
- Didn't you guys try this before? - We did.
- But in the end, you guys gave up. - No, we didn't.
If we don't make this first, we won't have a chance.
If we don't have a tool to stop it, will it get stuck?
No, we'll probably have to lower it.
But if we lower it, won't it go inside?
- In the end, it'll be like this. - Yeah, it'll be like this.
[If we don't have a tool to stop it, will it get stuck?]
It looks like it, it looks like it, it looks like it, it looks like it, it looks like it.
- It's a little too short. - Yeah, it is.
- Oh, it looks like it. - Yeah.
- It looks like it, doesn't it? - Wow, you're fast!
- That's nice. - Yeah, it totally looks like it.
- It looks like it's being massaged really hard. - Yeah, it does.
This is fun! Oh, it's stuck in my leg!
- Should we try it? - Oh, wait, there's smoke coming out!
- No way! Oh no! - No, no, no, no!
- Wait, wait, wait! - Here I go! - Okay!
I can't bite it.
This is ridiculous! This is ridiculous! But I've seen something like this before!
- But, you know, there's smoke coming out of it, right? - Yeah, there is, there is, there is.
- Oh, there's smoke coming out of it! - Oh, you're fast!
- Is it okay? - No, let's try it without it.
- Wow! It's definitely okay! - Was it your life or your life?
This was really important to me.
Before I washed it, I was like, "I'm gonna do it. It's 100 yen."
But now, there's a lot of smoke coming out of it.
That's nice!
- Oh, no! - Oh, no, no, no!
It's gone!
- Man, that was close! - Yeah, it looked like it.
What was that? What was wrong?
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- It's a huge change! - It's huge!
Ouch!
What's with this guy? He's saying it with his hands!
Man, I wonder how it's going to increase from here.
- It's gone! - I wonder what it is.
It looks like it's repeating the same thing.
Man, this is good.
- It's gone! - What do we do? Seriously?
- Let's go a little more! - Oh, no!
Oh, no!
It looks like it's going.
- Oh, no! - Oh, no!
- What's going on?! - No, it's still there! Don't give up!
Don't give up!
I'm working on it.
What should I do?!
If I turn it to the left, it'll go up to the size of "aha"!
- I did it! - Huh?
"Aha"!
I'm going to provide you with a lie.
You're wrong!
It's over!
Toshin, can you turn off the voice recorder?
Here...
"Aha"!
- It's pretty bad, isn't it? - Yeah.
It's 110, after all.
- It's 110 and I can hear you. - Yeah.
Okay.
It hurts at first, doesn't it?
It hurts, but I'm just saying it.
I'm just eating it for now.
- "I'm just eating it for now." - Okay.
Then you're wrong.
- Excuse me. - Okay.
- Please give me a good answer. - Okay.
Just changing the way you eat it at first will give you the correct answer.
A good answer.
No...
You're fast, professor.
- I want you to tell me what you're eating. - Huh?!
Goodbye.
Let's hear it. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
It hurts at first, doesn't it?
I'm just eating it for now.
- Then you're wrong. - Okay.
- It's here, right? - It's here, right?
You're just eating it because you think it's okay, right?
It hurts at first, doesn't it?
Hey, hey!
That's creepy.
No, no, you're worried about "Hey, hey!"
Um...
If you put the locker key in your right hand...
If you put the stand in your left hand, it's neutral...
If you put it in your right hand...
It'll wake up.
What are you talking about?
Oh, oh, that!
If you put the straw in your mouth and say "hatten..."
Hatten...
You'll be an idiot, and you won't say anything.
Yeah, it's 110.
And below...
Here it is.
First of all, 70 and 110.
Thank you very much.
That was close.
What?!
You can hear it at 120, but you can't hear it at 122.
Then it must be 122.
Let's try that pattern.
116.
You can't hear it.
Then it's 116.
Is it 68?
Can you hear it at 68?
That was close!
What?!
First of all...
Can you hear it above?
Yes, I can't hear it above.
There are only two patterns left.
Can you hear it above and below?
Yes, I can hear it above and below.
I can't hear it.
116.
I can't hear it.
Lower it.
I can't hear it.
Lower it.
Yes.
I can hear it.
Yes.
It's 116 and 74.
Yes.
That was close!
Wow!
Let's do it backwards!
Can you hear it above and below?
I can't hear it.
What?!
Let's do it backwards!
Yes, please!
You can hear it, right?
Yes, I can hear it.
I can't hear it.
I can only hear 115.
I can only hear 110.
Then it's 110.
Lower it.
Yes.
Can you hear it above and 110?
I can't hear it at all.
I can't hear 70.
Then it's 70.
Can you hear 70 and 110?
Yes!
Correct!
Wow!
What did you want to say?
Raise your elbow and
start from where you can't hear anything
and go up a little
and go down
The highest point is where you can't hear anything
That's exactly what you said
Then go down
and the lowest point is where you can't hear anything
Oh, but it's perfect!
Wow!
You used it perfectly!
Oh, you can use it now!
You don't have to adjust it with your right thigh!
What do you mean?
You're a white swan!
Okay, we're done!
Thank you for your hard work!
Let's go home!
Can you show me properly?
First of all, you have to remove it!
So you only use this stick
when you set up.
You have to make these lines
one by one like this
one by one!
But if you do it one by one,
you will cut and wash it one by one,
so you can't do it if you have something.
What?
I have something!
I'm sorry!
It's a shame up to this point!
It's this! This shape!
How many times do I have to wrap it up? If it's wrong, say it's wrong!
Ah, it's wrong.
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
This...
I got it.
Can I wrap it up in this?
That's wrong.
It comes out.
It doesn't come out?
This idea?
It doesn't come out.
You cut it, don't you?
Eh, you do such a thing here.
Cutting is a little scary!
Eh, don't cut it! I really did it!
You cut it, don't you?
There is one stage, and I will show you the next stage.
Cut it.
I can't see it at all.
What's going on?
I may be able to do it if I push it, but ...
No, wait a minute, Teguro-san.
No matter how much it is, I can't see it.
There are only two more times for this hole.
Yes.
Yes, it's out, Kemari-san.
Is it no good?
Is it no good? Is it no good?
It's no good.
I can only make smoke for the last time.
It's too heavy.
It hurts.
No future.
All the holes have become round.
I turned off the camera and thought about it seriously, but ...
I can't make fire in this place.
It's impossible.
I'm frustrated.
First of all, this wood-like thing is impossible.
This is impossible.
That's right.
I can't make fire in this place.
Do you make the same thing with a saw and a saw?
Do you go and treat it as it is?
Yes, that's right.
Do you go and buy it and go to this center nearby?
Yes, I'll go.
Seriously, what is this?
Give me a hint to move forward!
Around here, as a marker, the stone will be separated.
- I see. - Like this.
- Then, you take it off... - In the end, you take this off.
No, you don't need that process.
You can't come up with it.
Then you take it off like this.
Then you cut it like this.
It becomes like this.
- Then you put it on this skewer... - Ah, like this!
From here!
As expected, this is a vertical thread completion.
There's no way you can come up with something like that now.
Just do something about something like that.
If you use something like that, it will look beautiful.
There's also a process of making sure it doesn't fall apart.
- So... - What should you do about something like that?
If you have something like this, it's easier to do it properly.
Let's stop it.
We didn't use it earlier, so it'll definitely come out like this.
Isn't it fun?
It's a horizontal thread! A horizontal thread!
If you do your best and cut it, won't it end?
This is...
You wind it all up, right?
Without leaving much.
[The next day...]
- Are you going? - Let's decide.
Let's decide.
Good work.
Can I say it's broken?
I want you to look around here.
- Around here. - Here.
It's different if you say it's broken according to textbooks,
but if you say it's broken or not, I think it's broken.
- It's broken. - As expected...
What happens if it's according to textbooks?
It's not something you can think of.
- So... - It's broken, so...
It's clear!
- It's broken! - It's broken!
It's broken!
Normally...
This is impossible.
It's impossible.
It was already painful.
But it's amazing that it led you that far.
I was getting some hints just now, but...
No, it's totally amazing.
You were able to do it in the beginning!
In the beginning...
It was my first start, and it was crazy.
You were able to do it!
- Good work! - Good work!
Good work!
Are we the last ones?
I don't know.
- It might not be on fire yet. - It might not be on fire yet.
Good work!
- We bought a lot of things. - Yes.
- The goal is to make one more of these. - That's what we did.
And we thought we could make two of these.
I had something like this in my house, and I was thinking of making a fire by loosening this.
Let's see if we can light a fire with this.
Oh, it's on fire.
- Let's put out the fire and light it up. - Okay.
No fire.
I'm pretty good at this.
Wow, you're fast.
See? See? See?
See? See?
You're doing good.
Oh, you did it.
I did it.
What happened?
We finished building the studio.
What? You did it?
I did it.
Wow!
Huh? Did you make the studio yourself?
Isn't it cool? See?
But, you know,
it's important to keep this center in place.
Really?
It's a little difficult.
I'm a little scared of this thread.
The thread is about to break.
Can you do the challenge with this blanket?
I think I can do it.
Okay, let's do it.
Are you ready?
What?
What do you mean "what"?
Let's do it!
Don't give up!
What do you want to bring with you when you go on a human island?
Definitely a lighter.
You're really going to burn, aren't you?
It's burning.
Wow, it's burning.
By the way, let me tell you something.
If you burn the thread, you can't go back to the human island.
Okay?
It's over.
Okay, we're going to cool it down and finish it up.
Okay.
It's burning!
It's burning a lot!
In the end, we spent three and a half hours warming it up and finished it up.
Yes.
So, we didn't know about this heating system.
But we couldn't heat it up.
So...
It's frustrating.
Was it frustrating?
It's over!
Thank you for your hard work!
This lighter is really amazing.
Please feel and use it.
Okay.
See you later!